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hada wa7d tilmid mkalakhhhhhhhh bzafffff le prof dialo galih jib bak , lghade jabou
gal ostad l abate wald: rah waldak mkalkh ktar mal9iass chouf ha hari ghadi nwarik al balada dial waldak
houwa ygol le prof li tilmid sir 9alab 3lia f l9aisam wa7d
macha dari kay9alab warja3 menba3d 3ande le prof o galih
- ostaddddddddddd wa ml9itkch
- pere: galih li waldo wa sir chouf l9a3a jouje
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 galek hadou wahed jouj bnat mchaw ychoufou natija nta3 lbac wehda l9at rasseha sa9ta wlokhra saroute
- galak hada wahad rajal mcha ydrab telephone whewa yadi m3ah la3ssa
- hadi namla ofile dazo mfo9 wahed al kantra watharkate wanamla galet al alfile wa nari ze3ze3na elkentra
- wahad khaiina shra sbatt dial 8800dh o rkeb ettobis o3fsat 3lih wahed echarfa galiha rak 3festi 3la 8800dh galtlih diali a weldi diali
- hada wahed moul taxi meklkh khtaff wahed lbant ta hya ktre meno ..jat lbent bkat ka tghawt fe taxi..o howa ydour fiha moul taxi kaliha"tssokti wela nzelek hnaya!!"jat katlih:"la safi hana sakta"
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galik hada wa7ed lmo3alim sewel talamid dialou galihom chnou lfark ma bin daynasour o l'intelligent na9az wa7ed tilmid gal lih b 2 n9ardou
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hada hmar tzawaj hmara dakhlo ldar
lahmar kan m3ala9 wahad taswira dyal himar lwahchi
mrto lahmara swlato dialmen dik la photo
lhmar 9al liha hadik taswira dyali min kont nal3ab m3a Juventus
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wahd nokta dkhlat m3a nokta okhra lhbass swlat wahda lkhra galtlha 3lache dkhlti lhbass galtlha 9talte wahde rajal bddahk
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hada wahed rajel tla3 f tobiss bouhdou ougal lresseveur "3tini 2 tiker"resseveur galih 3lach ou nta bouhdk galih bach ila taht lia ouhda tb9a 3ndi lkhra galeh reseveur ouila tahoulik bjouj (2)galih 3ndi la carte
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hadi wahd nassraniya li dartha tadirha la3roubya wahd nhar nassraniya chrate kalbe ou hta la3roubiya chrata kalbe nassaraniya smatou sam ou la3roubia smatou hamou lakhra galta alkalbha sam atak oulakhra galte lkalbha hamou fartak mo
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galik hada wahad ma3gaz bezaaaaaaaaaaaf wa7ed nhar marato kharjat o min raj3at de9ate o galatlih haliya lbaba o howa ygoliha siri ldar bak raki mtal9a
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gal lik hada wa7ed khyna taji lbar wtay demandé 3la 2 dial 9ra3i wa 2 dial kissane whwa galesse ghir bou7dou
wahed almarra le garçon darro rasso wa mcha sawlo :3lache nta dima kate demandé 3la 2 9ra3i wa 2 kissane wtatb9a tchrab mnhoum b 2 ,....
galih :ra kan 3andi wa7ed sa7bi tanchrab m3ah dima sa3a mate 
wewssani nb9a nchrab lih ma7di ana 7ay wana tanchrab lih ha9o. 
mohime dazt liyam whowa yji lbar had almarra demanda ghir 9ar3a wahda 
le garçon tnwa mcha swalo 
jawebo sayed galih: ana 3fa 3lia lah wa sahbi ba9i taychrab allah ya3fo 3lih.
 
.....................................................................................................................................................................hadou wa hidd mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou tayarra. 
Mirricani kan taykmi sigare howa louhou
na9azz marrocci gkalih 3alach lihtihh
galihh 3adna bazaff
minhoum marocci haydd triikou howa louhou
na9azz talyani kalihh 3alach lahtihe
kalihh 3adna bazaf nihoum
Talyani mala9a maylouhh howa louhh marocci wa9alihoum magharba 3adna bazaf nihoum.
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galik hada wahda sbitar lhouma9 htoulihom kalb(chien) 
galolihoum li3raf chna houwa hada na3tewhe lwra9 dyalo et il 
va sorti 
lhassol chi ki goule nmar chi hmr chi fill ou wahd 
galihom:kalb ou 3tawh lwrak dyalo oukraj 
sawloh nass galolih kifach 3riftih kalb galihom rir kdabbt 3lihom hadak rah timssah (crocodille)
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hada wahad lma3gaz, mcha lpissri, galih; kayen lhalib, galih la, ohowa yamchi 3and pissri khor galih onta 
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hada wahd tjawaj gawrya charfa wa jaw lmaghrib wa kay doro f chari3 chwya
hya tih fi trotoire whowa ygolo wahd khaina haz haz assahbi lwrake dyalak taho
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hada wahd rajel bakhil kharj howa wmratou kaydourou wmratou chafte wahd lksswa 3jbatha whia tgoul lrajelha 3jbatni had lksswa lli flvitrina galiha bssah galtlih ah howa ygouliha wakha kola nhar njibk tchofiha 
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hadou wahad 3 dbrakna bgaw ytkayfo jwanate mchaw ldar malkawch labrika safto wahad yjiblhom lbrika mcha malkahach rja3 galihom malkithach
galolo almkalakh dik sa3a jib lawkid mcha wrja3 galihom malkitch lawkid
wahad menhom nta9 galihom had lila ma3adich natkayfo tfiw dik cham3a wdouzou tna3sou 
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hda wahd barkani mrad ou mcha l tbib ou 3tah dwa ou chrbo kbal lwakt ou zad mrad ou rja3 3nd tbib kalo rani chrabt dwa kbal l wakt
kalo tbib wa3lach
kalo lbarkani baghite nadire mofajaa lil microbate 
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hada wahad smine bra ydir regim mcha 3ande tbibe galih ana bari ndire regimbach nar9a9e chwiya
galih tbibe khessk takoul zlafa d lhrira f lyawem fa9ate.
galih dak laghlide wakha wa mecha hta wassale darhom ochewiya raja3 3anede tbibe
kalih wache 9bel makela awela menmore makla 
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hado wa7ad 2 mchawe li italia raj3o mn ba3d 5 ans wa7ad ja labass 3lih floss wlakhor ja darba walidih al7az9a darete fih moo galtlou chouf wald flana chnou jab w nta waloo 
galha al walid hadak rah khadam f lghabra 
galtlou a wlidi hta nta khdam f lghabra w sir dawachh 
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hada wahd 3 dial lmou3alimin galssin fi alqahwa wahd khda atay o wahd khda qahwa wahd khda sidi ali 
daz wahd fih la3tach galihom chi chriba o howa
ydhak moul sidi ali gal lihom yhsabo ma (eau)